QotD: I've Got a Crush on You
What do you do when you get a crush on someone?
Submitted by Desi.
Take pictures of them sleeping, stare at them through the crack of the closet door, re-arrange the dolls on the shelf so they look like their moving, barely whisper so they think they hear voices, time when they get off work so they won't catch you at their house eating pancakes and scratching your balls with their brass candle holder shaped like a goose, the usual goofy stuff love makes you do.
Comments
He hides the camera because he knows I'd do it if I could. Buenísimo.
I become stupid and distant from everyone anr everything, so people think I'm high.
Uhmmm that's pretty much the fun of reading your blog...
I was at school a few days ago and I was reading this post and my friend asked me if i was watching porno [since I was using her laptop]... so I said.. 'uhmm... yes...' and her face turned red, then purple, then green and I concluded she was mad at me, then I burst out laughing and told her I was being serious... I love to make fun of people who don't know how to have fun.
I answered this post from the perspective of the person NOT knowing I have a crush on them or even knowing I exist, sneaking into their apartment. Now read it again and you'll see the creepiness of it. ; )
Oh my God, I swear I caught this the first time I read it, except it was seven in the morning Spain time . . . God damn, Chris, fucking go to bed.
easy....Go up to the person and say hello, the rest is a piece of pie.. no fear..
Confidence!
Magic