Which popular slang expression drives you nuts?
Well. "That's so gay," and it's lame-brained first cousin, "that's so hot."
It annoys me not just because anyone who says either of those two things immediately loses IQ points (in my eyes, at least) but because both of those things so utterly lack imagination. If you want to insult or compliment someone, do it with at least a halfway original thought. If someone is acting like an imbecile, don't say, "dude, ur so gay", say something like, "even a dachshund with a lame leg could get it's work done quicker than you."
Laugh at how long it takes them to work out what a dachshund is and why it's having a lame leg would matter before they manage to get angry at you. Trust me, it's worth it.
Oh, and have I mentioned the fact that I have no internets is making me cranky?
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do it with at least a halfway original thought
Excellent point. This has been mentioned in regards to avoiding coarse language, too.
off topic: I still double over with laughter when Gen Y kids try to explain why they use "frak" and "frakking". I read one explanation saying, in essence, that was a geek badge of honor. Hahahaha... no clue do they have...
[The original Battlestar Galactica had LDS writers, and the show was known for LDS symbolism... still is, as they've not stripped all of it for the reimagined series. If you've ever spent time in Southern Idaho or Utah, you might be familiar with "fetch", "flip", "oh my heck", and other Mormon cultural euphemisms for such language. I also had an LDS Education (Seminary) teacher that said "Yea, yea, nay, nay."]
But not just to mean "stupid". It has transcended that use.
"Retarded" still exists in my lexicon, usually with the adverb "wicked" before it and when spoken with a Boston or New York accent it becomes quite the epithet. Try it sometime. Any other inflection just loses effect. ;)
I wonder if you've ever talked with anyone who lost friends to AIDS during the 80s? I can guarantee that that will change your perspective on statements of this kind.
Would "Kobol" be one of those things? (am being serious; I honestly don't know, but I have guesses.)
I wonder, are there any LDS writers working on the current show?