What does blogging do for you?
Submitted by Madeleine Rose.
It satisfies me in a way no other internet-based activity can. Twice a week it collects my laundry and does the ironing. On Sundays it does a roast with all the trimmings. It ensures that my nails are always perfectly manicured. It will go out in the rain to get me DVDs and popcorn if I'm feeling low. It never misses a round at the pub and it knows just how I like my crumpets. It laughs at my jokes and never leaves the seat up.
Oh blogging, how I love thee.
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